Wednesday 11 June 2008

Now this is just disgusting

This (Cairns Post) is sweet on one level, and completely gross and disgusting on another.

Man, bitten on penis by a brown snake (that's a bad thing to happen) thought he was going to die so he used a cold can of rum as an ice pack to reduce the pain while he rang his mother to say goodbye.

I'll repeat that: He rang his mother while holding a cold can of rum against his cock.

Full marks for initiative, but ewwwwww.

Oh, and: In future, look where you're about to squat. Just a suggestion.

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