This (Cairns Post) is sweet on one level, and completely gross and disgusting on another.
Man, bitten on penis by a brown snake (that's a bad thing to happen) thought he was going to die so he used a cold can of rum as an ice pack to reduce the pain while he rang his mother to say goodbye.
I'll repeat that: He rang his mother while holding a cold can of rum against his cock.
Full marks for initiative, but ewwwwww.
Oh, and: In future, look where you're about to squat. Just a suggestion.