Tuesday, 26 February 2008
How to tell when your goofy puppy is having you on with the dumb act.
The thing that looks like a dead animal skin is a dead animal skin - it used to belong to a goat. The (other) black and white thing he's lying on is a pillow. He didn't discover that lying in the corridor. He picked it up from where it had fallen off the bed and carried it out into the corridor so that he could lie on it.
This is the puppy who took far too long to toilet train, far too long to be taught not to chew shoes, is afraid of his own shadow and still won't heel reliably. Clearly he isn't stupid - he's been having us on.