I tried so hard to come up with funny things to say about this, but there were just too many options and in the end I decided to just go with pointing you to the original story, where you can read their jokes (Gizmodo Australia). Somebody is seriously trying to get funding for a Breast-massaging robot. Incidentally, it's a whole lot more funny if you watch the video.
P.S.: Isn't Woody Allen a blatant name for a porn star?
P.P.S.: If the title still confuses you: Go here.