By the magical power of woo, I diagnose thee!

This is a craic. If you need a good laugh in your day, go and visit the Woo World Self Treater.
Apparently, my "persistent vague cognitive fatigue" is the result of "Cerebellar Developmental Delay" and should be treated by cupping with the spirit of a burnt skull. And here I thought it was lack of sleep and a slight case of dehydration and should be treated by drinking a litre of water and getting an early night.