Thursday, 19 July 2007

"Next in Sick Sad World."

I would like to submit, for your amusement, the following news headlines. I'm not even going to explain them, although I will give links for your ultimate satisfaction:

"Capsicum spray empties McDonalds."

"Unwanted granny thrown on garbage dump."

"Cow-eating pigs spark scare."

Now honestly, don't they brighten your day?

(Bonus points if you get the reference in the entry title!)

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