Hmmm... There is a lesson in the fact that my only blog posts have late have been ones I felt obliged to write, because I had promised to...
But: Yes! For better or worse, there has been at least one 7-cylinder motorbike.
Anyway, a small bag today, of small articles.
First up is four pars from the ABC back on Sunday May 2: "Biker dies after hitting gutter".
Police say it appears the 30-year-old man hit a gutter while riding his motorcycle yesterday afternoon in Templestowe.
He lost control, landed in a garden bed, died in hospital.
Once again, the article is okay - in fact this one reads a little more smoothly than some small, dashed-off news articles - but the unanswered questions are rather interesting - swerved to avoid another vehicle, or lost control, or just bad judgement? Something in his eye?
And was he conscious when the police arrived? Nothing else is quoted, so I'm assuming that nothing else newsworthy came out, such as him being run off the road. Or, police didn't believe him, but let's not go there.
The interesting part about this article, however, is that it goes from "motorbike" to "motorcycle" to "bike". I'm not sure if there's an ABC standard for "motorcycle" or "motorbike". I'll have to look into it.
The two words certainly make hash-tagging tricky in twitter - which one do you go for?
Even earlier, from April 29, the Courier Mail has "Motorcyclist hits kangaroo near Texas".
That's Texas, Queensland, folks.
Eight paragraphs, but three are of them are for a separate incident.
Thursday morning, no indication of how early, and injuries multiple, severe but apparently not life-threatening.
I sincerely hope his head's okay.
This highlights one of the big problems with Australia - our native animals tend to be large, heavy and extremely stupid. It's not such a big problem when something cat-sized wanders across the road, although even that can be difficult for a motorcyclist who's not paying attention, but when something fast-moving that weighs more than 100kg jumps in front of you, running off-road and crashing can sometimes be preferable.
The most interesting part of this article is that "the 37-year-old man's motorbike hit the roo". This is a trend in all road accident stories - the driver/rider collides, the vehicle hit. Did the vehicle exhibit sentience and self-determination? No, I don't think so. It's a lazy journalistic short-cut, is what that is.
Overall, fairly well written and with good quotes.
Now: Also from the Courier Mail, from May 11, comes "Chain of plastic garbage bags strung up across road brings down moped rider at Cleveland"
Forget for the moment that whoever wrote that headline needs to be slapped, feast your eyes in incredulity upon what it says.
If the idiot who strung up said bags is caught, do you think they'll be charged with attempted murder? Somehow, a quote like "mischievous behaviour" from the police doesn't really inspire confidence.
As commenters have pointed out, that could easily have been lethal, and a rope or fishing line could have been lethal much more easily.
I'm not sure if I'm less happy with the police response or the journalist for that one, but it really wasn't a great effort.
Finally, returning to the ABC: "Two die in single-vehicle crashes".
Seven paragraphs, the final four devoted to a man in his 20s crashing on the Maleny-Stanley River road.
Now, as I have previously remarked, this stretch of road, which links to the last one, is extraordinarily fun.
It is also potentially quite treacherous, with overhanging trees and suspect verges making gravel patches and wet leaves almost inevitable, particularly before dawn (4:30am) at that altitude and at this time of year, when dew can make a difference.
The forensic crash unit is investigating, apparently. Honestly, with the best will in the world, I can't suggest anything more complicated than that he ran out of talent. His brakes may have grabbed, something else may have failed, but someone on that road at that time is more than likely to have been enjoying themselves.
Sadly, he's not around to tell us and we may never know.