Monday, 17 March 2008

Thoughts from the first thirty minutes of Catwoman

  • Has anyone tried to quantise just exactly how sad it is that an obviously CGI cat is a better actor than Halle Berry?
  • When she is lying on the rubbish heap covered in toxic cosmetics goop, what if she had been found by the seagulls first? "Seagullwoman" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
  • Michelle Pfeiffer was sexier wearing a full bodysuit.

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